It is easy to become cynical, isn't it?

thoughts on kids (unknown author)

‑A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
‑Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.
‑Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
‑Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
‑Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence. ‑ Dobson
‑Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.
‑Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to reach a parent's hand?
‑Give your children these two things. One is roots, the other, wings.
‑Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
‑If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cat.
‑Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
‑Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.
‑Mother's of teens know why animals eat their young.
‑The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.
‑This is what my 5 year old son said to his father when he was told he could have his own computer, 'Can I get on the interstate with it?'
‑We child‑proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!
‑We didn't know what true joy and happiness was until we had kids ‑ then it was to late.
‑We don't inherit the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.
‑When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
‑You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.
‑They say kids brighten the home. That's because they never turn the #@$& lights off.